I used to have a problem finding birthday presents for people who have everything, but I’ve discovered a solution. I don’t get them anything. Problem solved.
If you don’t have a uterus, you have no say in what occurs in mine!
…I have a uterus…but apparently that doesn’t matter because I’m Pro-Life…
I do have a uterus, but I am aware that I have no say in what occurs in another person’s, because the only body I should be trying to control is my own.
(Source: prochoiceandlovingit)
- My brother: Janine, do you ever want kids?
- Me: No.
- My brother: It's a good thing our parents didn't decide that.
- Me: I don't think my future kids' feelings will be hurt by it. Since they'll never exist.
Lol, what’s up with all the porn in the alopecia tag?
whyy is eeeveryone on my facebooook typingg likee thisssss?
Today is just one of those days when I can’t be bothered to put on a bra.
Oh dear god.
And, possibly, even, Dear God….
Do you think if we put ignorant fucking bigots behind an electric fence they would all just die out?
Graduating in an hour and a half.
Then I’ll officially have to start acting like a grown-up.
Things I remember saying last night:
It’s not really consent if I’m drunk.
Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. Hey, Jackie. Jackie.
OH MY GOD IT’S THE BACKSTREET BOYS.
Wanna see if I can walk in a straight line?
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE.
Jackie, stay with me, okay? Don’t let any weird people touch me.
Where’s Aide? Is it still her birthday?
Jackie, give the rest of my vodka to someone in need.
